July 2012
acklesexual:
odumb:
if it’s called an otp why do i have 28 of them
∞tp
did toby turner seriously make another new song
toby pls
someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
deathc0r3:
“Ugh I’m so sick of living here.” the upperclass white girl tweeted on her 32gb white iPhone 4S while listening to music on her 15 inch Mac Book Pro laying on her king sized bed in her air conditioned two story suburban home after her parents refused to buy her the 2013 edition of her 2012 car.
shelby pls
Shelby: Eli is nice good job. Oh my gosh what did I just type.
Shelby: What I'm trying to say is nice music.
i didnt just wake up
i dont know what you are talking about
June 2012
im going to bed at 9 am
oh god
its 8:30 am
im not tired
TIME TO REWATCH NONSENICAL SAINTS ROW THE THIRD
so
my mom thinks max is attractive
omg
shea-moose:
dasniu:
..we are having feels in this call
are you guys watching the video?
yes
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u ok shelby
Shelby: a;los i;m typeing ffdrom my sifde so eyh amy typerign
Shelby: is
Shelby: divck
Shelby: s
..we are having feels in this call
YAY IM ANSWERING QUESTIONS
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1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?: i dont know
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?: i am taken <333333333
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?: I’d say thank you and cats
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?: yeah
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?: Shemy lul
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?: I...
Anonymous asked: 1-69 gogogogoggoo
I had to go down to my basement because of the storm
that was not fun
Anonymous asked: 49
Sleep is for the weak. Occupy my night so I won't...
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
7: Do you want to be single?
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
9: How late did you stay up last night?
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
11: Last three things you had to drink?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
20: What would you name your future daughter?
21: Do you miss anyone?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
26: Who did you last see in person?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: Are you wearing socks?
33: What do people call you?
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
37: Did you do something bad today?
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
40: Will you sing today?
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
44: What are you listening to right now?
45: What is wrong with you right now?
46: What is on your wrists right now?
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
50: Are you a good artist?
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
54: Do you have trust issues?
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
57: Do you use chap stick?
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
59: Do you have a little sister?
60: Have you ever been to New York?
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
my hair smells really good
fgdflhlkdshsd
I LOVE IT WHEN MY POWER GOES OUT
BEST
THING
EVER
2 tags
my power went out for a few minutes
im hosting a call while it’s storming
my internet keeps going out
lulwut
6 tags
5 tags
DONT LIE TO ME
I HEAR THE RAIN
FAGGOT
Reblog if you want an anonymous confession.
“I just saw that picture of Kootra and I jizzed”
– Eli
Anonymous asked: The very small part of Eli being his penis
Shemy: I just sat in the bathroom for 20 minutes wihtout toilet paper
Shemy: I almost called the cops
a very small part of eli would be okay with having sex with ze
i have to remember the code
7502
these are sweet please send some
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Word: Write out your URL in your handwriting
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
2 tags
my head is killing me
and we dont have any advil or anything
HAPPY
MOTHER
FUCKING
DAY
