gosh ive been in such a good mood lately
its not gay if its on the moon
my name is dani and i dont know what this blog is about
i actually have plans this weekend omg
Tagged: #i have friends now
im here alone god bless
- my friend: wakes up at 7 a.m., showers, dresses nicely, gets to class on time, did all the homework, answers questions correctly, always know's what she's talking about, is outgoing, beautiful, funny, has a lot of quality friends, comes from a good family, has a steady boyfriend, has a car, has a 3.8 GPA, has a full scholarship, works two jobs, is in four different clubs plus a sorority, has a executive position in all five, eats healthy, works out daily, flosses, still manages to get to bed at a reasonable hour.
- me: does a thing
- me: immediately needs a nap
im gonna kms
whendo i get to sleep
im so fuckin tired
Typewriter Series #421 by Tyler Knott Gregson
Rooster Teeth Shorts appreciation
“does your boyfriend whip it out in front of other guys and compare?”
um
i dont think so?
Tagged: #omfg
I know this seems like a joke but this literally is the gist of what happened today.
yay for waking up with a bad feeling
im sorry tired i might die
